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		<description><![CDATA[Eulogizing Bill Haynes &#8211; Family and Friends remember Bill Hynes at his Memorial Service on August 18, 2010.]]></description>
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		<title>Bill Haynes Funeral Homily &#8211; Space For You</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Haynes Funeral Homily &#8211; Space For You &#8211; Charlie Kurtz, Pastor of St Paul&#8217;s Lutheran Church, remembers Bill Haynes at his Memorial Service on August 18th, 2010.]]></description>
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		<title>Bill Haynes Obituary</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 22:24:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[William &#8220;Bill&#8221; Everett Haynes, 86, decorated Vietnam fighter pilot, of Rancho Palos Verdes, died Sunday, August 15, 2010, while driving his little red sports car to church. His loss is deeply felt. Bill was born in Paris, France, on January 18, 1924, to Everett Campbell Haynes, a noted jockey in Europe between the World Wars, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hope and Cagney Unleashed!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This may be way before your time, and you may not even have heard of these two guys, but they played a major role in my entertainment life and perhaps somewhat of one in your folks&#8217;. In any case, they deserve to be appreciated by new generations &#8230; at a time when tap dancing seems [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Actual Craig&#8217;s List Personals Ad</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 07:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(NOTE: This was originally written on March 23, 1999) UP Bulletin, March 23, 2019 A major crisis has arisen in the nation&#8217;s parking facilities. Installation of fully automated guidance, control and communication/navigation systems has now become so common that the following phenomena are being reported. At closing times for local bars, theaters and restaurants hundreds [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a short narrative of life in the good old USA in 2050 (if present trends continue). ============ Well, it&#8217;s time to take Rover for his walk. Let me see, do I have my Dog Walking Permit in my wallet?? Yes, there it is &#8230; but my gosh, it runs out next week! I better [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 17:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Haynes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From June 1967 to June 1968 I flew 187 combat missions in the F-100 fighter in Vietnam. I commanded the 90th Tactical Fighter Squadron for eight months &#8230;. and that was the peak experience of my life. I&#8217;ve likened commanding a fighter squadron in combat to coaching a Super Bowl Team &#8230; and playing quarter [...]]]></description>
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